I am often asked "how do you do it with five kids". I kindly respond "not very well" for a few reasons...one being that I always want to be real about my life and secondly because I know that there are days that just don't go as well as others.
So in honor of those days, I thought I would give you a glimpse into the life of a mother of five with a REAL ME MONDAY post!
The real me has piles of laundry that have sat for days. I don't want to put them away. Here is proof! And...these piles are in my bedroom. You know, the one place that I should be in charge of...MY ROOM!!!! Yeah...I am sure my mom is not so shocked by this! Oh and I am sure you will notice that not only are their piles on the floor but((gasp))I need to vacuum!LOL
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Park City Utah
2 years ago
13 comments:
Arrggghhhh!!! Laundry! The never ending - no matter what you do - the necessary evil of all!
HaHa! You would NOT want to come to my house today! Your laundry looks mild compared to mine... And I only have 2 kids!
Way to keep it real! :-)
Aargh. I detest putting laundry away too. It's so much easier to just live out of my laundry basket.
nice! like how you pan that laundry mess off on your parents. it's the "i suck ... by my parents made me" copout. why not ... i like to use it too. still.
oh yeah and by the way ... i have never seen a more dangerous bunch of krackpot followers as what you have gathered in this blog. my goodness. how many are homeless? gee, you learned nothing at all at home.
your loving father
uh oh. i didn't know they would be able to read this. i thought it was just for you. so uh, nevermind.
an imposter father is writing
nice dad. And...it is all YOUR fault!
I agree with Mr. Baird. He said it best. Some of your sycophants need to stop pretending it's okay to let this stuff go. I have zero kids and my laundry always gets done. Ask yourself, where is my wife? What is she doing? Why isn't she doing what I told her to do. When you ask yourself these questions you'll find your laundry just gets done. Or else...
Braff...you changed your name???
Yeah totally, it only took 6 months to figure out how to do it. So are you posting on Erin's blog while selling CCR's(wave of the future) and silicone applicators? Or, did you blow off work to keep up to date on the Koweeens?
Ha this is great!!! I can post as dad now too!
Nice, you can finally get that apology from your Dad for all the decades of bad parenting and substance abuse. Just type it yourself. It's actually not all that different from my sock puppet idea for his funeral...
Google it.
Hey, that's not a bad idea...I wish I had thought of it prior to outing myself...
Totally random thought that would be on my blog if I had a blog but I don't have a blog and i'm not planning on starting a blog anytime soon:
Stavi was doing touchscreen back in like '95-'96. Maybe is was CCR or CLC(Close-Loop Color, I think) but their big thing was touchscreen back in the day. They were Apple IPOD cool before anybody.
Idea from 1995: Figure out a way to "computerize" music and create a device to play them, possibly Pod shaped.
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